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Sex Act Tax 2009
Tax On Sex Could Help Limp Economy
ALEXANDRIA, Minn. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Sex can be a taxing act at times, so why not try taxing it?
Minnesota-based visionary Jaye Beldo proposes tackling the spiraling national debt by taxing every single act of sexual activity whether it be masturbation, heterosexual, or homosexual.
He argues, “The national debt is $10 trillion – that’s nearly $36,000 per citizen. If we levy a ‘sex tax,’ we could bring that down to zero in no time.”
Beldo suggests a sliding scale of taxation so that the rich pay more for their poontang than the poor.
However, he doesn’t trust Americans to report their sex acts via the honor system.
Instead, he’s proposing Congress make it mandatory that each citizen have a sub-dermal implant installed in their genitalia that’ll report every single act of intercourse directly to the Internal Revenue Service.
Beldo says the implants will post all sex acts online, so people can peep other Americans’ romps, and admits he’s particularly interested in watching Christina Aguilera do her patriotic duty.
He says those with erectile dysfunction need not worry because they’ll be waived from the tax.
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Chessboxing: The Thinking Man's Contact Sport
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Chessboxing: The Thinking Man's Contact Sport
Article Date: Wednesday July 30, 2008
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LONDON (Wireless Flash) -- It takes brains and brawn to be a heavy-hitting "chessboxer."
Muscle-bound brainiacs are going toe-to-toe in the ring for chessboxing, a sporting craze where fighters try to outsmart their opponents during four-minute chess bouts, which then lead to three-minute boxing bouts.
The chess-to-boxing lasts 11 rounds, and only the strong -- and smart -- survive.
Tim Woolgar, founder of the London Chessboxing Club, says, "It's a proper competitive sport. It takes a massive amount of training, concentration, and talent. It's probably the most intense sport you could ever play."
According to Woolgar, chessboxers aren't just nerds or meatheads, but thinking men from all walks of life.
He says, "The chess players I know are far from weedy geeks. They could kick the crap out of you."
He hopes to see chessboxing in the Olympics someday, and believes audiences would enjoy a smartypants smackdown because, "Once you see a chessboxing competition, you'll never forget it. It's a gripping spectator sport."
Tim Woolgar
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011-44-7956-196-780
tim.woolgar@gbcbo.co.uk
www.londonchessboxing.com
Chessboxing: The Thinking Man's Contact Sport
Article Date: Wednesday July 30, 2008
Copyright: Wireless Flash News Inc.
LONDON (Wireless Flash) -- It takes brains and brawn to be a heavy-hitting "chessboxer."
Muscle-bound brainiacs are going toe-to-toe in the ring for chessboxing, a sporting craze where fighters try to outsmart their opponents during four-minute chess bouts, which then lead to three-minute boxing bouts.
The chess-to-boxing lasts 11 rounds, and only the strong -- and smart -- survive.
Tim Woolgar, founder of the London Chessboxing Club, says, "It's a proper competitive sport. It takes a massive amount of training, concentration, and talent. It's probably the most intense sport you could ever play."
According to Woolgar, chessboxers aren't just nerds or meatheads, but thinking men from all walks of life.
He says, "The chess players I know are far from weedy geeks. They could kick the crap out of you."
He hopes to see chessboxing in the Olympics someday, and believes audiences would enjoy a smartypants smackdown because, "Once you see a chessboxing competition, you'll never forget it. It's a gripping spectator sport."
Tim Woolgar
*****
011-44-7956-196-780
tim.woolgar@gbcbo.co.uk
www.londonchessboxing.com
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