Sunday, June 17, 2012

iPhone Ad starring Zooey Deschanel


iPhone: Hey Zooey, why don't you take your top off so I can shoot some photos of your breasts? Don't worry, I won't share the pictures with anybody!

Zooey: Um, okay...

iPhone: Great news! The vibrator I recommended from Amazon should arrive this afternoon according to its FedEx tracking number!

Zooey: Awesome.

iPhone: Remember the link I sent to you of that lesbian scene from Vivid.com? Did it arouse desires to experiment sexually like I suspected it would?

Zooey: It sure did! Speaking of lesbianity, can you put a reminder of 7PM tomorrow for my weekly Feminist Poetry Slam? The theme is "The Plight of the Trans-Gendered."

iPhone: Shut up, bitch. You talk too much.


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