Sunday, June 17, 2012
iPhone Ad starring Zooey Deschanel
iPhone: Hey Zooey, why don't you take your top off so I can shoot some photos of your breasts? Don't worry, I won't share the pictures with anybody!
Zooey: Um, okay...
iPhone: Great news! The vibrator I recommended from Amazon should arrive this afternoon according to its FedEx tracking number!
iPhone: Remember the link I sent to you of that lesbian scene from Vivid.com? Did it arouse desires to experiment sexually like I suspected it would?
Zooey: It sure did! Speaking of lesbianity, can you put a reminder of 7PM tomorrow for my weekly Feminist Poetry Slam? The theme is "The Plight of the Trans-Gendered."
iPhone: Shut up, bitch. You talk too much.