Showing posts with label Robert Sterling. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Robert Sterling. Show all posts
Sunday, January 13, 2013
Popular Parapolitics
Pop Culture Conspiracies
Kenn Thomas
Kindle Price: $9.95 includes free wireless delivery via Amazon Whispernet
Publisher: Feejee Press
Publication Date: December 25, 2012
Amazon URL:
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ATCCHNC/thekonformist
Steamshovel Press editor Kenn Thomas returns with a collection of writings on conspiracy topics as they have become revealed in, by, and despite the major media.
'POPULAR PARAPOLITICS: Pop Culture Conspiracies' includes articles, interviews, and commentary on the many researchers and activists--the “conspiracy theorists”--that have informed the popular debate about hidden histories and secret agendas in popular culture. The book offers a real-deal examination of the people, events, and issues that animate the global conspiracy spectacle.
POPULAR PARAPOLITICS includes “Steamshovel Press #24”, an issue that never appeared on the newsstands and is available only in this volume. It contains interviews with a top-five list of parapolitical writers and publishers, including Acharya S, author of 'Christ Conspiracy'; Konformist Robert Sterling; Feral House’s Adam Parfrey; Joan D’Arc of PARANOIA Magazine; and Jonathan Vankin, author of 'The World’s Greatest Conspiracies'. Also explored: the role-playing game origins of the Achille Lauro terrorist incident; the fashion crimes of despots by Adam Gorightly; a report on the first Conspiracy Conference by Skylaire Alfvegren; a rare essay by the late, great Jim Keith, author of 'Mind Control/World Control'; and a critique of TV’s faux conspiracy critic, Jessie Ventura.
Saturday, November 17, 2012
Last Call
Robert Sterling
I always said it wouldn't end without a fight
But I guess all my fighting ends tonight
Declaring the game over don't seem right
Even with the finish line in sight
And while it's time for me to say goodbye
I hope I don't see anybody cry
For though I'm ready for my curtain call
You can't say I didn't give you my all
This is the last call
The final dance
So long to all
An end to romance
And since it's time to ring the final bell
I guess it's time to say farewell...
This is the last time I defend the shield
And this is the last weapon that I wield
All I ever had is left on this field
For even in defeat I refuse to yield
And while it's time for me to say goodbye
I hope I don't see anybody cry
For though I'm ready for my curtain call
You can't say I didn't give you my all
This is the last call
The final dance
So long to all
An end to romance
And since I have no stories left to tell
I guess it's time to say farewell...
Looking back at all I've ever been
I still would do it all over again
What I am is from what I bring
So I wouldn't change a single thing
And while it's time for me to say goodbye
I hope I don't see anybody cry
For though I'm ready for my curtain call
You can't say I didn't rock you all
This is the last call
The final dance
So long to all
An end to romance
And though it may not be very new
I just want to say thank you
Thank you, thank you, thank you...
Friday, January 6, 2012
Robalini Gladiators
"Kicking Ass Ten Yards at a Time..."
In 2010, Konformist.com did its first venture in sports sponsorship by backing the Robalini Gladiators fantasy football team in the Cantina Football League. (The league has as its headquarters the Paradise Cantina of Las Vegas, across the street from The Hard Rock Hotel, hence the league's name.) In 2011 the investment paid off: thanks to the adept drafting of Robert Sterling (the Gladiators owner and Konformist chief editor) the team dominated the 16-team league, going 13-2 and winning the league's title at Margarita Bowl II.
Key acquisitions in the draft: Drew Brees as the league's fourth pick, both Wes Welker and Larry Fitzgerald as wideouts, Sebastian Janikowski as kicker, and both the SF 49ers and Baltimore Ravens defenses. But the most important pick came in the seventh round, when the Gladiators took a chance on rookie Cam Newton, who combined with Brees pretty much made this championship team.
(If none of what I said makes any sense, it's because you aren't a fantasy football junkie, which means you have a life.)
The team was so successful that Konformist.com may demand a team name change to the Konformist Gladiators to keep the corporate sponsorship. In any case, to read more about the Gladiators, check out the URL below, and check out the 20-man roster over the season that contributed to this powerhouse. Go Glads!!!
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/732195/11
Starters
QB Drew Brees, New Orleans Saints
QB Cam Newton, Carolina Panthers
WR Wes Welker, New England Patriots
WR Larry Fitzgerald, Arizona Cardinals
WR Brandon Marshall, Miami Dolphins
RB Cedric Benson, Cincinnati Bengals
RB Donald Brown, Indianapolis Colts
TE Tony Gonzalez, Atlanta Falcons
K Sebastian Janikowski, Oakland Raiders
DEF San Francisco 49ers
Backups
QB Vince Young, Philadelphia Eagles
WR Michael Crabtree, San Francisco 49ers
WR Randall Cobb, Green Bay Packers
RB LaDainian Tomlinson, New York Jets
RB Stevan Ridley, New England Patriots
RB Carnell Williams, St. Louis Rams
RB Deji Karim, Jacksonville Jaguars
TE Jeremy Shockey, Carolina Panthers
K Ryan Longwell, Minnesota Vikings
DEF Baltimore Ravens
Saturday, November 5, 2011
Robert Sterling, Mack White & Occupy Wall Street
Robert Larson of Out The Rabbit Hole KUCI 88.9 FM in Irvine, CA
http://www.kuci.org/
10-15-11
This is my radio show from earlier today. It is a sharing of thoughts on and experiences with Occupy Wall Street -- featuring Mack White of Austin, Texas; Konformist.com editor Robert Sterling out of Las Vegas; and a special report from the Occupy Cincinnati Movement.
http://www.kuci.org/podcastfiles/668/OWS1.mp3
http://www.anomalytelevision.com/site/2011/10/15/anomaly-television-presents-robert-larson-interviewing-mack-white-robert-sterling-10132011-occupy-wall-street-movement/
http://www.kuci.org/
10-15-11
This is my radio show from earlier today. It is a sharing of thoughts on and experiences with Occupy Wall Street -- featuring Mack White of Austin, Texas; Konformist.com editor Robert Sterling out of Las Vegas; and a special report from the Occupy Cincinnati Movement.
http://www.kuci.org/podcastfiles/668/OWS1.mp3
http://www.anomalytelevision.com/site/2011/10/15/anomaly-television-presents-robert-larson-interviewing-mack-white-robert-sterling-10132011-occupy-wall-street-movement/
Friday, May 6, 2011
Robalini Vs. B3 Burrito
On Sunday, May 1st, The Konformist own Robert Sterling went to the NASCAR Cafe in the soon-to-be-closing Sahara Casino on the Las Vegas Strip to battle the 6-pound, B3 Burrito.
Like Sly Stallone in Rocky IV against Ivan Drago, I wasn't just doing this for myself: I was doing it for AMERICA!
One friend of mine noted I had been preparing for this for at least a month. I issued a correction: "Dude, I've been preparing for this my whole fucking life."
It took 50 minutes and was quite painful, but the final score: America 1, Burrito 0.
Perhaps this great act of patriotism inspired our CIA to kill Osama...
Like Sly Stallone in Rocky IV against Ivan Drago, I wasn't just doing this for myself: I was doing it for AMERICA!
One friend of mine noted I had been preparing for this for at least a month. I issued a correction: "Dude, I've been preparing for this my whole fucking life."
It took 50 minutes and was quite painful, but the final score: America 1, Burrito 0.
Perhaps this great act of patriotism inspired our CIA to kill Osama...
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Mexican Coke: A Taste Test
Robert Sterling
Konformist.com
http://robalini.blogspot.com/
The times, they are a changin'. Less than two years ago, an article with the above title would immediately conjure up visions of Al Pacino in Scarface or Crockett and Tubbs in Miami Vice. Thanks to modern soda fads, however, most people would correctly deem this a review of Coca-Cola bottled in Mexico.
It was only a year and a half ago my pal Richard Metzger of DangerousMinds.net wrote an article titled "I Am a (Mexican) Coke Fiend" that signified the rising trend. As usual, Metzger knew the next big thing before the average bear, and soon drinking bottled Coke from south of the border became a hipster staple like skinny jeans or being ironic.
Of course, hoodie-wearing Silver Lakers aren't the only ones drinking the sweet brew. Indeed, the Mexican Coke market has become pretty big business that is part of a larger trend. PepsiCo has been selling versions of Pepsi and Mountain Dew that are "Throwback" and Dr. Pepper has a "Heritage" label. Meanwhile, Sierra Mist, tired of being Cliff Barnes to Sprite's J.R. Ewing in the lemon-lime soda war, has changed its formula to have sugar as the sweetener. There's even a bottled version of Mexican Pepsi. Still, Mexican Coke is the Big Kahuna of the movement, in no small part due to the cult-like following Coca Cola has to its adherents. Way before iPods, iPads and iPhones gave iOrgasms to worshippers of Apple and their deity Steve Jobs, Coke has had devotees to its magical potion, made all the more mystical due to its secret formula. (The formula, incidentally, was reputedly uncovered recently on public radio, something you dear readers may not heard about due to the fact nobody listens to public radio.)
Central to the whole "throwback" soda movement is the usage of sugar over high-fructose corn syrup, a food substance that is now demonized (and probably deservedly so) on the level of trans fats, MSG and Nutrasweet. That's why the special Coke is made in Mexico: HFCS isn't used there like it is in the USA. That's because, thanks to the power of the corn producers lobby, corn syrup is heavily subsidized in the United States and is thus much cheaper than sugar. (That's the official explanation, anyway: the real reason is that HFCS is being used by the Illuminati to wipe out Americans as part of their plot to depopulate the planet.) In any case, sugar hasn't been used widely in American Coke since it returned from a brief hiatus in 1985 during the "New Coke" fiasco, even though many believe it's both tastier and healthier. The end result of the widespread usage of HFCS in America is doubly ironic: one, that now consumers seem to trust a food product made in Mexico more than one made in the United States, and two, sugar is now viewed as a healthy alternative in people's diet.
While most of the popularity of Mexican Coke can be traced to its lack of HFCS, there is another explanation that I have been a proponent of for its superior taste. It's not the sugar that makes bottled Coke better, but the bottle. Specifically, a glass bottle, unlike a aluminum can or a plastic bottle, doesn't leach chemicals that are both unappealing and dangerous into the drink. That has long been my theory, as I remember it tasted infinitely superior to Coke in any other form when glass botles were popular back in the day.
Of course, it's one thing to have a theory, and it's another thing to test it. I don't have a Mannlicher rifle and even if I did, the Dallas police probably wouldn't let me carry it to Dealey Plaza to fire it off. But I can buy a bottle of Mexican Coke and a plastic container of Coca-Cola made in the USA, and then compare them in taste. So damn it, that's why I did!
As it turns out, there seemed to be a bit of truth to both theories in my sampling. US Coke had a smoother, more refined taste than Mexican Coke did, but that worked against it, as it tasted more like syrup and less like a sweetened liquid. Likewise, there was a more metallic taste to US Coke, even though it was in plastic and not a can. All in all, Mexican Coke was the winner either way.
Or was it? Keep in mind, this was not a blind taste test, so I knew which was which. Certainly, I thought Mexican Coke tasted better, but was it a decisive advantage like I expected it to be? Definitely not. And while I think I'd probably pick the Mexican Coke in a blind taste test (actually doing such a test sounds like a little too much work for me) I can't be sure. Is it possible my mind was just playing tricks on me with my admitted biases? Definitely.
In many ways, the taste test reminds me of taking the Pepsi Challenge back in mid-80s at Vallco Fashion Park (the shopping mall haven in the tough streets of Cupertino.) I was then, as now, on team Coke (though I do not shun Pepsi) so I expected to know which was which and pick Coca-Cola with no problem. As it turns out, I did pick Coke, but it was in no way decisive or definite like I assumed it would be. Credit must be given to Pepsi: it's brew is a lot better than someone like me gives it credit for and far closer to The Real Thing than I believed. Likewise, credit must be given to Coca-Cola: sugar or HFCS, glass or plastic, this stuff tastes bitching any way you make it.
So what's the real explanation for the popularity of Mexican Coke? The corn syrup controversy can't explain it all: there are plenty of other products filled with HFCS doing fine. Perhaps it's just that my taste buds aren't as highfalutin as that snobby prick Richard Metzger? Possibly. Still, keep in mind, before I took the test, I too was a strong believer in the infinite superiority of the stuff.
I suspect the answer here isn't in the actual ingredients or the actual taste, but the process involved. Just as part of the appeal of absinthe is the elaborate ritual involved in drinking it, there is something to opening a container that's not made of industrial waste that seems pleasantly anachronistic. Personally, it reminds me of being on my grandpa's porch in Maryland as a child, having a drink on a hot summer day. Others may have their own associations. No matter the personal reason, my guess is that the psychological factor outweighs all other reasons behind the popularity of Mexican Coke.
But what do I know? My taste buds aren't the final judge of all things. I encourage you all to try this experiment yourself and give me your own report. For the record, I was not paid by Coca-Cola to write this, though I would be happy to accept a check from them...
For more on the Coke secret formula story:
Coca Cola Secret Formula!!!
Robert Sterling
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
http://robalini.blogspot.com/2011/02/coca-cola-secret-formula.html
Konformist.com
http://robalini.blogspot.com/
The times, they are a changin'. Less than two years ago, an article with the above title would immediately conjure up visions of Al Pacino in Scarface or Crockett and Tubbs in Miami Vice. Thanks to modern soda fads, however, most people would correctly deem this a review of Coca-Cola bottled in Mexico.
It was only a year and a half ago my pal Richard Metzger of DangerousMinds.net wrote an article titled "I Am a (Mexican) Coke Fiend" that signified the rising trend. As usual, Metzger knew the next big thing before the average bear, and soon drinking bottled Coke from south of the border became a hipster staple like skinny jeans or being ironic.
Of course, hoodie-wearing Silver Lakers aren't the only ones drinking the sweet brew. Indeed, the Mexican Coke market has become pretty big business that is part of a larger trend. PepsiCo has been selling versions of Pepsi and Mountain Dew that are "Throwback" and Dr. Pepper has a "Heritage" label. Meanwhile, Sierra Mist, tired of being Cliff Barnes to Sprite's J.R. Ewing in the lemon-lime soda war, has changed its formula to have sugar as the sweetener. There's even a bottled version of Mexican Pepsi. Still, Mexican Coke is the Big Kahuna of the movement, in no small part due to the cult-like following Coca Cola has to its adherents. Way before iPods, iPads and iPhones gave iOrgasms to worshippers of Apple and their deity Steve Jobs, Coke has had devotees to its magical potion, made all the more mystical due to its secret formula. (The formula, incidentally, was reputedly uncovered recently on public radio, something you dear readers may not heard about due to the fact nobody listens to public radio.)
Central to the whole "throwback" soda movement is the usage of sugar over high-fructose corn syrup, a food substance that is now demonized (and probably deservedly so) on the level of trans fats, MSG and Nutrasweet. That's why the special Coke is made in Mexico: HFCS isn't used there like it is in the USA. That's because, thanks to the power of the corn producers lobby, corn syrup is heavily subsidized in the United States and is thus much cheaper than sugar. (That's the official explanation, anyway: the real reason is that HFCS is being used by the Illuminati to wipe out Americans as part of their plot to depopulate the planet.) In any case, sugar hasn't been used widely in American Coke since it returned from a brief hiatus in 1985 during the "New Coke" fiasco, even though many believe it's both tastier and healthier. The end result of the widespread usage of HFCS in America is doubly ironic: one, that now consumers seem to trust a food product made in Mexico more than one made in the United States, and two, sugar is now viewed as a healthy alternative in people's diet.
While most of the popularity of Mexican Coke can be traced to its lack of HFCS, there is another explanation that I have been a proponent of for its superior taste. It's not the sugar that makes bottled Coke better, but the bottle. Specifically, a glass bottle, unlike a aluminum can or a plastic bottle, doesn't leach chemicals that are both unappealing and dangerous into the drink. That has long been my theory, as I remember it tasted infinitely superior to Coke in any other form when glass botles were popular back in the day.
Of course, it's one thing to have a theory, and it's another thing to test it. I don't have a Mannlicher rifle and even if I did, the Dallas police probably wouldn't let me carry it to Dealey Plaza to fire it off. But I can buy a bottle of Mexican Coke and a plastic container of Coca-Cola made in the USA, and then compare them in taste. So damn it, that's why I did!
As it turns out, there seemed to be a bit of truth to both theories in my sampling. US Coke had a smoother, more refined taste than Mexican Coke did, but that worked against it, as it tasted more like syrup and less like a sweetened liquid. Likewise, there was a more metallic taste to US Coke, even though it was in plastic and not a can. All in all, Mexican Coke was the winner either way.
Or was it? Keep in mind, this was not a blind taste test, so I knew which was which. Certainly, I thought Mexican Coke tasted better, but was it a decisive advantage like I expected it to be? Definitely not. And while I think I'd probably pick the Mexican Coke in a blind taste test (actually doing such a test sounds like a little too much work for me) I can't be sure. Is it possible my mind was just playing tricks on me with my admitted biases? Definitely.
In many ways, the taste test reminds me of taking the Pepsi Challenge back in mid-80s at Vallco Fashion Park (the shopping mall haven in the tough streets of Cupertino.) I was then, as now, on team Coke (though I do not shun Pepsi) so I expected to know which was which and pick Coca-Cola with no problem. As it turns out, I did pick Coke, but it was in no way decisive or definite like I assumed it would be. Credit must be given to Pepsi: it's brew is a lot better than someone like me gives it credit for and far closer to The Real Thing than I believed. Likewise, credit must be given to Coca-Cola: sugar or HFCS, glass or plastic, this stuff tastes bitching any way you make it.
So what's the real explanation for the popularity of Mexican Coke? The corn syrup controversy can't explain it all: there are plenty of other products filled with HFCS doing fine. Perhaps it's just that my taste buds aren't as highfalutin as that snobby prick Richard Metzger? Possibly. Still, keep in mind, before I took the test, I too was a strong believer in the infinite superiority of the stuff.
I suspect the answer here isn't in the actual ingredients or the actual taste, but the process involved. Just as part of the appeal of absinthe is the elaborate ritual involved in drinking it, there is something to opening a container that's not made of industrial waste that seems pleasantly anachronistic. Personally, it reminds me of being on my grandpa's porch in Maryland as a child, having a drink on a hot summer day. Others may have their own associations. No matter the personal reason, my guess is that the psychological factor outweighs all other reasons behind the popularity of Mexican Coke.
But what do I know? My taste buds aren't the final judge of all things. I encourage you all to try this experiment yourself and give me your own report. For the record, I was not paid by Coca-Cola to write this, though I would be happy to accept a check from them...
For more on the Coke secret formula story:
Coca Cola Secret Formula!!!
Robert Sterling
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
http://robalini.blogspot.com/2011/02/coca-cola-secret-formula.html
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Konformist Flashback: Salton Sea
From top to bottom: Peter Stenshoel, Adam Gorightly, Robert Sterling and sMiles Lewis at Bombay Beach in the Salton Sea, for Kookout 1999. Photo by Greg Bishop.
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Classic Photo Break
Kenn Thomas of SteamshovelPress.com & Robalini in the 90's
Robalini, KT, and Greg Bishop wearing the hat & glasses of William S. Burroughs, owned by Richard Metzger of DangerousMinds.net
From left to right: Bishop, Robalini, Jim Martin of Flatland Books, The Christ Conspiracy author Acharya S and Kenn Thomas
From left to right at Barney's Beanery: Free Citizen zine editor Scott Sawyer, Acharya S, Robalini, KT & writer Skylaire Alfvegren. (Where is Acharya's foot in this photo?)
From left to right at LAX: Robalini, Acharya S, KT and Greg Bishop
The Konformist Returns: 2011
Hope you all had a Happy Holidays, The Konformist returns for the New Year with a different format. Basically, it's going to be less articles from other sites and more original works and commentary. That way, The Konformist will return to its roots hopefully, as the first place to go to hear something rather than a place to hear what others have been saying. FeedBack is definitely encouraged.
One important piece of good news: after being listed as 'This site may harm your computer' on Google.com for almost a year, Konformist.com has been removed from that advisory and has been updated. In fact, the site had a malware virus on it for only a short period of time, which it received from my computer. Finally this week I managed to upload a clean version of my site to Konformist.com, which included pages that were deleted when Lunarpages.com removed the virus from the server. There have been numerous speculation and queries on to how the malware attack happened, and some have suspected that The Konformist was a victim of some CIA cyber attack. In fact, the culprits are Mariah Milano and Lela Star, who inspired the web search that resulted in the virus attack on my old desktop. I mention their names because, though they did cause a virus attack, they are still worthy of a web search for all you guys out there.
Thanks for your patience,
Robert Sterling
Editor, The Konformist
http://www.konformist.com/
http://robalini.blogspot.com/
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
The TexUFOrnia Illuminaughty
A secret summer 1999 meeting of some of the strangest oddballs on the planet. I may be murdered for releasing this classified photo.
Robert Sterling of The Konformist, SMiles Lewis of Elfis.net, radio host Robert Larson of Out The Rabbit Hole at KUCI.org, Peter Stenshoel of Southern California Public Radio, gonzo author Adam Gorightly and Greg Bishop of The Excluded Middle.
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Robalini's College Bowl Plan - 2010
Robert Sterling
Well, New Year's Day is almost here, and it's time for me to pick up a hobby horse for the fourth year in a row: a push for a college football playoff to decide a champion over the current BCS system. And the story has changed so little, there's almost a Mad Lib quality to it.
This year, once again, the absurdity of the current system appears almost too blatant. While it's hard to knock the BCS championship picks of Auburn (at least for its on field performance) and Oregon, for the second straight year, TCU was snubbed from the championship despite an undefeated season. And had there not been two missed field goals (not to pile on Kyle Brotzman) Boise State would be facing that same injustice for the THIRD year in a row.
Under this context, it's hard not to look at the decision by the NCAA to make Auburn's ridiculously talented but ethically dubious Cam Newton eligible to play as a cynical political move. Never mind the evidence of "pay for play" is pretty blatant as it stands now, and if at a future date he is ruled ineligible, they would have to forfeit any BCS they may win. This is preferrable to the NCAA than to let a non-BCS conference team play for the title. And though it didn't happen, I can safely say that if either Oregon or Auburn had lost in its last week, either Stanford or Wisconsin (or even both, if neccesary) would've passed TCU up in the rankings so it would've remained out of the championship game. Simply put, the fix was in.
So let me repeat again what most sport fans think: there is something terribly wrong with a system where someone can go undefeated the whole year and not end up as champion.
And let me add something that needs to be stressed even more: it's not only something terribly wrong, it is literally a gross violation of anti-trust law. No question about it, the BCS is a conspiracy (the only reason not to call it that is it isn't secret) to systematically deny college institutions not part of a BCS conference the immense economic rewards that derive from the prestige of winning a football national championship. If any federal prosecutor tried to make this argument, it would likely be a slam dunk case.
So let's review: the BCS system is unfair, a violation of anti-trust law and widely unpopular. Is there a solution to this?
Yes there is: a playoff, which is how every other major sport (professional and college) decides its annual champ. My playoff plan meets the four main goals I laid out three years ago:
1. Respect the traditions of the big four bowl games as much as possible, even more so than the current system does;
2. Make sure that the big four bowls actually are a central part of crowning the championship;
3. Allow bowl games with notable histories of their own to be included in the mix; and, perhaps most important:
4. Create a playoff system that produces an actual season championship.
With that in mind, here's how my playoff plan would work out in 2010, aided by game simulations found at WhatIfSports.com, in the second annual BCS Playoff.
The playoff would involve sixteen teams, so the champions from all eleven conferences can be included. The other five spaces would include Notre Dame if it's in the top 25, then the top AP ranked teams that weren't conference winners, limited to one per conference unless the team was in the top 10. This year, it would be Stanford, Ohio State, Michigan State, Arkansas and Boise State.
For the first round (held this year December 18th, with two of the games on December 15th and 17th) the sixteen teams would be put in upper and lower brackets. In the upper bracket would be the winners of the six BCS conferences, the highest ranked non-BCS conference champ and the highest ranked non-Conference winner. The two brackets would then be placed in order of their AP ranking. Here's how it looks in 2010:
Auburn (1, SEC)
Oregon (2, Pac-10)
TCU (3)
Wisconsin (4, Big Ten)
Stanford (5)
Oklahoma (9, Big 12)
Virginia Tech (12, ACC)
Connecticut (25, Big East)
Ohio State (6)
Michigan State (7)
Arkansas (8)
Boise State (10)
Nevada (13)
UCF
Miami (OH)
FIU
The teams would then pair off in eight opening round playoff games, with the one seed playing the 16, two playing 15, etc. Below is how it'd look this year, with WhatIfSports.com's results for the game:
Cotton Bowl (Dallas) Big 12 Host - Oklahoma (9, Big 12) - Arkansas (8)
Oklahoma 49 - Arkansas 31
Florida Citrus Bowl (Orlando) Big East Host - Connecticut (25, Big East) - Ohio State (6)
Ohio State 34 - Connecticut 17
Gator Bowl (Jacksonville) - Stanford (5) - Boise State (10)
Boise State 34 - Stanford 33
Hall of Fame Bowl (Tampa) Big Ten Host - Wisconsin (4, Big Ten) - Nevada (13)
Wisconsin 38 - Nevada 30
Holiday Bowl (San Diego) Pac-10 Host - Oregon (2, Pac-10) - Miami (OH)
Oregon 34 - Miami (OH) 16
Liberty Bowl (Memphis) SEC Host - Auburn (1, SEC) - FIU
Auburn 48 - FIU 17
Peach Bowl (Atlanta) ACC Host - Virginia Tech (12, ACC) - Michigan State (7)
Michigan State 41 - Virginia Tech 34
Sun Bowl (El Paso) - TCU (3) - UCF
TCU 59 - UCF 27
The biggest upset here, if it is one, is Boise State beating Stanford. Meanwhile, for the second straight year, the Big East and ACC champs both lose in the first round.
The remaining eight teams would then be matched in the four major bowls played on January 1st and 3rd, with teams picked to best fit the traditions of the bowl games. Here's how it would turn out in this simulation, with the results below:
Rose Bowl - Oregon (2, Pac-10) - Wisconsin (4, Big Ten)
Oregon 50 - Wisconsin 31
Fiesta Bowl - Oklahoma (9, Big 12) - TCU (3)
TCU 27 - Oklahoma 20
Orange Bowl - Ohio State (6) - Boise State (10)
Boise State 24 - Ohio State 6
Sugar Bowl - Auburn (1, SEC) - Michigan State (7)
Michigan State 30 - Auburn 17
Easily the biggest upset is Michigan State taking out number one Auburn, with Boise State joining last year's simulation winner TCU and Oregon in the semi-finals.
On January 13-14, the semi-finals would be played, with Oregon facing Boise State on Thursday, and TCU vs. Michigan State on Friday.
Here's how it would turn out.
Oregon (2, Pac-10) - Boise State (10)
Boise State 37 - Oregon 26
TCU (3) - Michigan State (7)
Michigan State 34 - TCU 30
Talk about surprises, the number two and three teams are both knocked out by underdogs. In fact, the two finalists didn't even win their conferences during the regular season (Boise State finishing second to Nevada in the WAC and Michigan State finishing third in the Big Ten) and thus neither was even in the running for the real BCS bowls.
Here's the result for the BCS championship, played the night before the NFL conference championships:
Michigan State (7) - Boise State (10)
Boise State 41 - Michigan State 27
Once again, I didn't fix anything for this result: the computers at WhatIfSports.com did all the work for me. For the second straight year, a non-BCS conference school was the champion of my simulation, something they haven't even had the possibility to play for in the current system.
In short, as this simulation shows, this system really works well. It strengthens the value of the traditional big four bowls. And it ultimately creates a playoff system that would likely boost college football television revenues substantially, which is why I believe a playoff system will happen sooner rather than later.
Well, New Year's Day is almost here, and it's time for me to pick up a hobby horse for the fourth year in a row: a push for a college football playoff to decide a champion over the current BCS system. And the story has changed so little, there's almost a Mad Lib quality to it.
This year, once again, the absurdity of the current system appears almost too blatant. While it's hard to knock the BCS championship picks of Auburn (at least for its on field performance) and Oregon, for the second straight year, TCU was snubbed from the championship despite an undefeated season. And had there not been two missed field goals (not to pile on Kyle Brotzman) Boise State would be facing that same injustice for the THIRD year in a row.
Under this context, it's hard not to look at the decision by the NCAA to make Auburn's ridiculously talented but ethically dubious Cam Newton eligible to play as a cynical political move. Never mind the evidence of "pay for play" is pretty blatant as it stands now, and if at a future date he is ruled ineligible, they would have to forfeit any BCS they may win. This is preferrable to the NCAA than to let a non-BCS conference team play for the title. And though it didn't happen, I can safely say that if either Oregon or Auburn had lost in its last week, either Stanford or Wisconsin (or even both, if neccesary) would've passed TCU up in the rankings so it would've remained out of the championship game. Simply put, the fix was in.
So let me repeat again what most sport fans think: there is something terribly wrong with a system where someone can go undefeated the whole year and not end up as champion.
And let me add something that needs to be stressed even more: it's not only something terribly wrong, it is literally a gross violation of anti-trust law. No question about it, the BCS is a conspiracy (the only reason not to call it that is it isn't secret) to systematically deny college institutions not part of a BCS conference the immense economic rewards that derive from the prestige of winning a football national championship. If any federal prosecutor tried to make this argument, it would likely be a slam dunk case.
So let's review: the BCS system is unfair, a violation of anti-trust law and widely unpopular. Is there a solution to this?
Yes there is: a playoff, which is how every other major sport (professional and college) decides its annual champ. My playoff plan meets the four main goals I laid out three years ago:
1. Respect the traditions of the big four bowl games as much as possible, even more so than the current system does;
2. Make sure that the big four bowls actually are a central part of crowning the championship;
3. Allow bowl games with notable histories of their own to be included in the mix; and, perhaps most important:
4. Create a playoff system that produces an actual season championship.
With that in mind, here's how my playoff plan would work out in 2010, aided by game simulations found at WhatIfSports.com, in the second annual BCS Playoff.
The playoff would involve sixteen teams, so the champions from all eleven conferences can be included. The other five spaces would include Notre Dame if it's in the top 25, then the top AP ranked teams that weren't conference winners, limited to one per conference unless the team was in the top 10. This year, it would be Stanford, Ohio State, Michigan State, Arkansas and Boise State.
For the first round (held this year December 18th, with two of the games on December 15th and 17th) the sixteen teams would be put in upper and lower brackets. In the upper bracket would be the winners of the six BCS conferences, the highest ranked non-BCS conference champ and the highest ranked non-Conference winner. The two brackets would then be placed in order of their AP ranking. Here's how it looks in 2010:
Auburn (1, SEC)
Oregon (2, Pac-10)
TCU (3)
Wisconsin (4, Big Ten)
Stanford (5)
Oklahoma (9, Big 12)
Virginia Tech (12, ACC)
Connecticut (25, Big East)
Ohio State (6)
Michigan State (7)
Arkansas (8)
Boise State (10)
Nevada (13)
UCF
Miami (OH)
FIU
The teams would then pair off in eight opening round playoff games, with the one seed playing the 16, two playing 15, etc. Below is how it'd look this year, with WhatIfSports.com's results for the game:
Cotton Bowl (Dallas) Big 12 Host - Oklahoma (9, Big 12) - Arkansas (8)
Oklahoma 49 - Arkansas 31
Florida Citrus Bowl (Orlando) Big East Host - Connecticut (25, Big East) - Ohio State (6)
Ohio State 34 - Connecticut 17
Gator Bowl (Jacksonville) - Stanford (5) - Boise State (10)
Boise State 34 - Stanford 33
Hall of Fame Bowl (Tampa) Big Ten Host - Wisconsin (4, Big Ten) - Nevada (13)
Wisconsin 38 - Nevada 30
Holiday Bowl (San Diego) Pac-10 Host - Oregon (2, Pac-10) - Miami (OH)
Oregon 34 - Miami (OH) 16
Liberty Bowl (Memphis) SEC Host - Auburn (1, SEC) - FIU
Auburn 48 - FIU 17
Peach Bowl (Atlanta) ACC Host - Virginia Tech (12, ACC) - Michigan State (7)
Michigan State 41 - Virginia Tech 34
Sun Bowl (El Paso) - TCU (3) - UCF
TCU 59 - UCF 27
The biggest upset here, if it is one, is Boise State beating Stanford. Meanwhile, for the second straight year, the Big East and ACC champs both lose in the first round.
The remaining eight teams would then be matched in the four major bowls played on January 1st and 3rd, with teams picked to best fit the traditions of the bowl games. Here's how it would turn out in this simulation, with the results below:
Rose Bowl - Oregon (2, Pac-10) - Wisconsin (4, Big Ten)
Oregon 50 - Wisconsin 31
Fiesta Bowl - Oklahoma (9, Big 12) - TCU (3)
TCU 27 - Oklahoma 20
Orange Bowl - Ohio State (6) - Boise State (10)
Boise State 24 - Ohio State 6
Sugar Bowl - Auburn (1, SEC) - Michigan State (7)
Michigan State 30 - Auburn 17
Easily the biggest upset is Michigan State taking out number one Auburn, with Boise State joining last year's simulation winner TCU and Oregon in the semi-finals.
On January 13-14, the semi-finals would be played, with Oregon facing Boise State on Thursday, and TCU vs. Michigan State on Friday.
Here's how it would turn out.
Oregon (2, Pac-10) - Boise State (10)
Boise State 37 - Oregon 26
TCU (3) - Michigan State (7)
Michigan State 34 - TCU 30
Talk about surprises, the number two and three teams are both knocked out by underdogs. In fact, the two finalists didn't even win their conferences during the regular season (Boise State finishing second to Nevada in the WAC and Michigan State finishing third in the Big Ten) and thus neither was even in the running for the real BCS bowls.
Here's the result for the BCS championship, played the night before the NFL conference championships:
Michigan State (7) - Boise State (10)
Boise State 41 - Michigan State 27
Once again, I didn't fix anything for this result: the computers at WhatIfSports.com did all the work for me. For the second straight year, a non-BCS conference school was the champion of my simulation, something they haven't even had the possibility to play for in the current system.
In short, as this simulation shows, this system really works well. It strengthens the value of the traditional big four bowls. And it ultimately creates a playoff system that would likely boost college football television revenues substantially, which is why I believe a playoff system will happen sooner rather than later.
Monday, December 6, 2010
Konformist Korporate Meeting
Konformist CEO Robert Sterling & Fluffer, VP of Snuggling, discuss strategies for the upcoming calendar year during an executive huddle.
Friday, September 24, 2010
Robalini on the Gay Rights Movement
I am a strong supporter of gay rights, but frankly, their recent legal obsessions leave me a little confused. You'd think from the media coverage the only things gay people want to do is risk their necks in deadly pointless wars and get married. More power to you, but these are two things I've wisely avoided in my lifetime. I say if you have the "Get Out of Jail" card, you should keep your big mouth shut...
Robert Sterling
Konformist.com
Robert Sterling
Konformist.com
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Robert Larson's Out The Rabbit Hole
Robert Sterling
Today from 4-5 PM (Pacific Time) I will be on KUCI 88.9 FM in Irvine, CA (also streaming at http://www.kuci.org/ ) for host Robert Larson's Out The Rabbit Hole. We'll talk of the history of plane crashes in Alaska, the covert political plan to cut and privatize Social Security, and the increasing scapegoating of Hipanics and Muslims in right wing politics. Or maybe we'll just tell dirty jokes, who knows?
KUCI 88.9FM in Irvine, Orange County Public Radio
KUCI.org
Orange County, California's public radio station, broadcasting from the University of California at Irvine... eclectic music and engaging talk
Today from 4-5 PM (Pacific Time) I will be on KUCI 88.9 FM in Irvine, CA (also streaming at http://www.kuci.org/ ) for host Robert Larson's Out The Rabbit Hole. We'll talk of the history of plane crashes in Alaska, the covert political plan to cut and privatize Social Security, and the increasing scapegoating of Hipanics and Muslims in right wing politics. Or maybe we'll just tell dirty jokes, who knows?
KUCI 88.9FM in Irvine, Orange County Public Radio
KUCI.org
Orange County, California's public radio station, broadcasting from the University of California at Irvine... eclectic music and engaging talk
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Robert Larson's Out The Rabbit Hole
Robert Sterling
Today from 4-5 PM (Pacific Time) I will be on KUCI 88.9 FM in Irvine, CA (also streaming at http://www.kuci.org/ ) for host Robert Larson's Out The Rabbit Hole. The plan is to talk about Andrew Breitbart, the right wing media operative who released the edited video of Shirley Sherrod that became a news firestorm last week. As it turns out, I've been in contact with Breitbart since 1998 when I outed his close pal Matt Drudge as a closet homosexual (I was pretty much the first guy to do that) at the peak of the Clinton Peckergate scandal. I also debated him live and over the radio numerous times in 2004 during the presidential election. So it's funny to see this dude I've had some history with to become public enemy number one in the talkinghead-osphere.
KUCI 88.9FM in Irvine, Orange County Public Radio
KUCI.org
Orange County, California's public radio station, broadcasting from the University of California at Irvine... eclectic music and engaging talk
Today from 4-5 PM (Pacific Time) I will be on KUCI 88.9 FM in Irvine, CA (also streaming at http://www.kuci.org/ ) for host Robert Larson's Out The Rabbit Hole. The plan is to talk about Andrew Breitbart, the right wing media operative who released the edited video of Shirley Sherrod that became a news firestorm last week. As it turns out, I've been in contact with Breitbart since 1998 when I outed his close pal Matt Drudge as a closet homosexual (I was pretty much the first guy to do that) at the peak of the Clinton Peckergate scandal. I also debated him live and over the radio numerous times in 2004 during the presidential election. So it's funny to see this dude I've had some history with to become public enemy number one in the talkinghead-osphere.
KUCI 88.9FM in Irvine, Orange County Public Radio
KUCI.org
Orange County, California's public radio station, broadcasting from the University of California at Irvine... eclectic music and engaging talk
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Robalini's Top Ten Movies of the Zeroes
1. About Schmidt
2. Big Fish
3. Apocalypto
4. Sin City
5. The Dark Knight
6. Farenheit 9/11
7. Mystic River
8. No Country for Old Men
9. Memento
10. Donnie Darko
- Robert Sterling
2. Big Fish
3. Apocalypto
4. Sin City
5. The Dark Knight
6. Farenheit 9/11
7. Mystic River
8. No Country for Old Men
9. Memento
10. Donnie Darko
- Robert Sterling
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Past Life Dissolving Device
Jaye Beldo
I dreamed that Robert Sterling handed me this past life dissolving device.
I pointed it at some frozen Tibetans on an inter-dimensional Mobius strip and thawed them out.
Robalini's Response: It wasn't a dream, dude...
Monday, April 19, 2010
Thursday, February 4, 2010
"Celebrity Lookalike Week" at Facebook
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