Beast of the Year 2007

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Beast of the Year 2007
George W. Bush

The votes are in, and The Konformist readers have spoken. George is your choice for the 2007 Beast of the Year - a choice that is well deserved. In finally selecting Shrub as a solo artist in Beasthood, The Konformist was recognizing his impressive record of Beastliness since 2000, when he has been cited for Beastly behavior a record nine times. Meanwhile, 2007 is the fourth time in seven years he's been named among the winners of BOTH, another record. His impressive dominance in Beastliness over an extended period of time recalls the Pittsburgh Steelers of the 70's and the San Francisco 49ers of the 80's. Can you say "Dynasty" right now? You bet!

Runner-Up: George W. Bush's Secret Police

In the unlikely event that Bush can no longer fill its duties as Beast of the Year, his Secret Police is ready to take over the crown. Rest assured the BOTY trophy is in good hands either way.

In any case, we salute you, Dubya and his police state. Congratulations, and keep up the great work!!!