Simpson-inspired Products

Robalini's Note: For those, like me, who are easily seduced by the possibility of eating real-life Simpson-inspired food to avoid noting it's just a korporate scam, here's a list of the tasty treats to be found at 7-Eleven...

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Simpson-inspired Products

Squishee

In Springfield, Squishee is available in many flavors including blue, red, lime, green, chutney, and champagne. For the month of July only, Squishee is available in Blue Woo Hoo! Vanilla – be sure to get there before Apu decides to try chutney flavor again. In special honor of the 80th Birthday of 7-Eleven, stop by for a complimentary 7.11 oz. sample – sort of our birthday gift to you!

Buzz Cola

Come in for a 12oz. can of Buzz Cola, the cola of choice for citizens of Springfield, while supplies last. Add a can to your collection – remember, Buzz isn’t just for drinking! “Twice the caffeine, twice the sugar,” or at least that’s what the say in Springfield. For 7-Eleven, the caffeine and sugar levels may be more in line with what customers are used to drinking.

The Official Pink Movie Donut

Full of sugary goodness, take home a couple dozen of Homer’s sprinklicious pink donuts with sprinkles on your way to work in Sector 7G at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Apu reminds all customers that “a Twizzler® is not a sprinkle; a Mounds® Bar is not a sprinkle; a Jolly Rancher® is not a sprinkle. Perhaps in Shangri-La they are, but not here.”

KrustyO’s Cereal

Available only while supplies last, KrustyO’s breakfast cereal in the convenient 13.5 oz. box is endorsed by Springfield’s most famous entertainer, Krusty the Clown. Is there a jagged piece of metal in every box? No, but there’s no nutritional value in every box either. Can you really eat it? Sure you can – Bart has been eating KrustyO’s for more than 18 years and, well, maybe that’s why he stays so young. It’s not just breakfast cereal – it’s collectible too!

The Simpsons Movie Collectible Slurpee Cups and Magnetic Straws

Created exclusively for 7-Eleven, each collectible 22oz. Slurpee cup features a character from The Simpsons Movie in a scene from the film. The reverse side of each cup proudly displays the Kwik-E-Mart badge of honor: Squishee! These bright yellow cups with yellow lids feature the likes of Homer and Bart, Homer and the pig, Marge with her favorite copy of Springfield Tattler, Naked Bart, and Lisa. Collect all five while supplies last.

What would a collectible Slurpee cup be without a collectible Slurpee spoon-straw? Sold separately, six designs bring characters from The Simpsons Movie to life with a removable, dimensional magnet. Decorate your filing cabinet, refrigerator, or even the metal plate in your head with the likes of Homer, Homer and the pig, Marge and Maggie, Naked Bart, Apu, and Lisa! Supplies are limited and will sell out quickly.

Radioactive Man Comic Book Edition #711

Limited edition #711 has been created exclusively for sale by 7-Eleven and features Bart’s favorite superhero, Radioactive Man. Originally featured in a mid-20th Century black and white serial sponsored by Laramie Cigarettes, Radioactive Man made his debut in 1952, in Springfield that is. He now comes to life in the newest edition of this highly collectible comic book, while supplies last.