Swartzwelder The Great

http://time-blog.com/nerd_world/2008/04/swartzwelder_the_great.html

April 12, 2008 1:22
Swartzwelder The Great
Posted by Matt Selman

In the Simpsons rewrite room, the biggest compliment you can give to a joke is to call it "Swartzweldian." Meaning, in the style of legendary Simpsons writer John Swartzwelder. Meaning (to me) uniquely dumb and smart at the same time. Meaning, great.

John Swartzwelder wrote fifty-nine episodes of The Simpsons, including such classics as "Homer the Great" (the Stonecutter's show) and "Itchy and Scratchyland." But now, Swartzwelder has left television and written five novels. Four novels about a really dumb detective, and one about a really dumb Old West Town.

John Swartzwelder is immensely private. He would not want to be blogged about. The only personal fact about him I will share is that he claims to own the first baseball ever made. Swartzwelder self-published his work, so there's no big corporation buying huge ads and shoving his books on reviewers. There is no machine telling the public what they need to know about John Swartzwelder, so I will do my best:

John Swartzwelder is one of the greatest comedy minds of all time. He is the comedy writer whose words makes the best comedy writers in the world laugh out loud. And it's about time people found out about it. He's not a wit, or a satirist, or a humorist. These terms are weak, and John is strong. Swartzwelder is a Comedy Writer. He writes funny stories full of great jokes. Line for line, John's books have more great jokes in them than anything else you can read.

Or, to quote another underappreciated Simpsons genius, Dan Greaney: "Years ago, I described John Swartzwelder to a reporter from The New York Times as the greatest writer in the English language in any form. Now, having finally made it through one of his novels, I am pleased to say I was right. Swartzwelder combines a nearly double-Borgesian density of imaginative invention with the unpretentious readability of dime novel."

John doesn't write to the tastes of the literary world. He writes for himself. He writes about time machines and fist fights and carnies and aliens and gangsters and explosions. If you don't like these things, then head right over to the David Sedaris aisle. Swartzwelder's latest book, Dead Men Scare Me Stupid, just popped up on Amazon. I haven't read it yet, but as soon as I post this, believe you me, I'm a-gonna. So join me in the battle to get this guy the recognition his talent deserves. Let's get John Swartzwelder his own aisle.