Q: Barack Obama, Pope Benedict and Charlie Sheen are on a plane that is crashing landing with only two parachutes. Who gets them?
A: Trick question. Charlie rips off his shirt (revealing his ultra-manly chest) and uses it to repair the aircraft, then single-handedly lands it. He then fires death lasers from his eyeballs, vaporizing the UFO from the evil repto-aliens of Zondor who tried to destroy the plane. Triumphant, Sheen leaps into the air and lands at his secret fortress in the South Pole, where he has a coke-filled all-night orgy with a dozen porn stars...
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Not very funny. For REAL sheen humor check out http://sheenhumor.com
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