Monday, March 14, 2011

Stallion Sperm Energy Drink

According to AOL News:
The latest crazy candidate for a food fad may prove to be quite a mouthful.

Raise your glass if you fancy a shot of horse semen, a purported "delicacy" that will debut at the Wildfoods Festival in Hokitika, New Zealand, in March.

"It is sort of quirky, I suppose," festival organizer Mike Keenan told AOL News, with Kiwi understatement.

"It is the protein of the stallion. It is going to be tastefully done."

The shots, which will sell for $10, are pitched as being healthy energy boosters and will be available to sample as they come or in cherry, licorice or banoffee pie flavors.

So next time I get caught sucking off a horse, I can say: "I'm not doing this because I'm a twisted perverted freak. It's solely for the health benefits!"

(Incidentally, the line also works when caught with transexual hookers. Credit to Eddie Murphy for pointing that out!)

Stallion Semen Served Up in New Zealand as New Energy Drink
Feb 25, 2011
Matthew Hall


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I heard the news. The drink, which costs about $ 7.60, comes in several flavors, like cherry and licorice. Thanks for share other information.

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