Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Awesome Quotes: Married With Children

Al: I see this girl that works at the aerobic shop. She flirts with me, I flirt with her. It gets you through the day. Anyway, I always thought she was pretty, but today I saw her... and she's 40. I mean, 40. I mean, she's old.

Kelly: Dad, you're over 40.

Al: Yeah, but I'm a guy, so it's totally different. I mean, I can't believe it. She's not a girl, she's a woman.

Kelly: Did she like your glasses?

Al: What the hell do I care what a 40-year-old woman thinks?

- Al Bundy after he got new glasses

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