SLACKERJACK! Hemp Tycoon
October 15, 2010
Farming? That’s boring isn’t it? Inbred folk with one ear between them all mucky finger nailed and up to their chins in silage! That’s what farming is, right? Not if you’re a drug dealer. Drug dealing is much more glamorous.
And, according to Hemp Tycoon, cute. That’s right. Growing huge plants of skunk never seems to sweet as a hemp leaf with a face on grows drugs in his attic before moving onto the lawn, then to fields… and you get the idea.
It’s a game that, should you get into it, will take up hours of your life. You can save it and move on should you start acting like an actual stoner, all pale and stinking without proper sleep for days on end.You can mute the endless loop of cod-reggae as well, which is a boon. Keep it open in a separate window and get your skive on in the office.