Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Humor Break: Random Questions

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

If you take a Oriental person and spin him around several times, does s/he become disoriented?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? (flesh toned?)

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?

Which is the other side of the street?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why don't they call mustaches mouthbrows?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"Labels: Humor"

That's pushing it a little isn't it?