An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest: "Father, I'm 80 years old, and last night I had sex with two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice."
So the priest asks: "When was the last time you were in confession?"
"Never Father, I'm Jewish."
"So then why are you telling me?"
"Hell! I'm telling everybody!"
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