Sunday, April 25, 2010

Great Quotes: South Park

From the episode "Dances With Smurfs":

Stan: I looked through your stupid book! It's five hundred and forty pages of ripping on Wendy and calling her a slut!

Cartman: I do not directly say she's a slut!

Stan: "Wendy Testaburger has proven time and time again that she will do anything to pleasure her vagina. Whether it is the school football team or the janitors on their break, Wendy spends her time as president on her knees or on her back taking the old in-out for hours on end"!

Cartman: You didn't read the rest, dude. "Or does she?" See, that's a question. I'm asking questions, Stan!

Source: The South Park Scriptorium

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