On Sunday, May 1st, The Konformist own Robert Sterling went to the NASCAR Cafe in the soon-to-be-closing Sahara Casino on the Las Vegas Strip to battle the 6-pound, B3 Burrito.
Like Sly Stallone in Rocky IV against Ivan Drago, I wasn't just doing this for myself: I was doing it for AMERICA!
One friend of mine noted I had been preparing for this for at least a month. I issued a correction: "Dude, I've been preparing for this my whole fucking life."
It took 50 minutes and was quite painful, but the final score: America 1, Burrito 0.
Perhaps this great act of patriotism inspired our CIA to kill Osama...
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