Ichi, Ni, San, Sushi!

http://open.salon.com/blog/mamie_chen/2010/04/02/ichi_ni_san_sushi

APRIL 2, 2010
Ichi, Ni, San, Sushi!
Mamie Chen

I love sushi.

I love the colors – the bright reds, oranges, and yellows that I rarely eat, outside of fruit. I love the textures – the smoothness of sake (salmon), the firm chewiness of tako, the salty pops of ikura. I love the flavors – the unexpected sweetness of ama ebi and uni. I especially love the pungency – the short-lived juxtaposition of pleasure and pain as the wasabi burns through your nasal passages. It doesn’t get any better than that.

I acquired my taste for sushi while in college. A favorite hangout was a Japanese restaurant called Miyake’s. The sushi was probably mediocre at best. I certainly didn’t know any better at the time. But it was the type of place where you got a little sushi to go with your sake bombs, not the other way around. Being in a college town, IDs were always checked. But it’s funny how five people with ID’s could order ten sake bombs without raising any eyebrows.

The ritual: when the drinks were delivered, everyone stood up, holding a shot of sake over a pint of beer. With the waiters urging us on, we’d count to three in Japanese, “Ichi, ni, san, sake bomb!” drop the shot glass into the beer and chug the whole thing. The last person to finish would have to stand up on his or her chair and down a second sake bomb.

Ah…such fond memories of my first sake bomb. A lightweight, I was, of course, the last one to finish my drink. So, with everyone, including the waiters, chanting “On the chair! On the chair!” I clambered up to chug my second sake bomb. Afterwards, as I swayed on my lofty perch, beer dribbling down my chin, I saw two waiters whispering at the far end of the table. Judging by their gestures and facial expressions, I’m pretty sure the conversation went something like this:

"Hey, did you check her ID?"

"No, I thought you did."

"Oh crap."

It’s one thing to turn a blind eye to a couple minors in a large party. It’s another thing to have said minor standing on a chair, chugging a sake bomb with everyone cheering her on. I was quickly urged to sit back down and enjoyed the sushi without any further heckling, at least by the wait staff. Those were the days.

Now, I go into withdrawal after a week or two without sushi. It still amazes me that I was able to go without for nine while months, through each of my three pregnancies. If that isn’t a shining example of the kind of sacrifices parents make for their kids, I don’t know what is. And is it any wonder that my newborns’ first public outings were all to Japanese restaurants? As toddlers, they learned to quietly amuse themselves shelling edamame beans while I got my fix. And these days, I get regular requests from them to go to "that place with the moving (conveyor belt) sushi."

So, in honor of our family favorites, I present Rice Krispies Sushi. I actually considered making up some kind of child-friendly sake bomb, but thought better of it. No need to tempt anyone to call Child Protective Services. Besides, a mom's gotta leave some things for her kids to discover on their own - preferably when they're in college and legal.

**Special thanks to Marianne Daley for letting me steal her idea! I got tired after making just one plate of sushi. She made two large platters of mock sushi for her daughter's birthday party. Amazing!**

Sushi Rice Krispies

3 tablespoons of butter
10 ounces (or about 40) large marshmallows
6 cups of rice krispies
Assorted fruit roll ups and candies for decorations

1. Melt the butter over low heat. Add the marshmallows and stir until melted. Remove from heat, add the rice krispies and stir until the cereal is well coated.

2. Shape the rice krispies into small rectangular cubes for nigiri or roll inside fruit rollups for rolls.

Suggested decorations:
Maguro (tuna) - red fruit roll up or fruit leather or Swedish fish
Tamago (egg) - yellow fruit roll up for egg, green roll up for seaweed belt
Ikura (salmon roe) - green fruit roll up for seaweed, jellybeans for roe
Unagi (eel) - brownish fruit roll up (we used the Lick 'N See fruit roll ups)
Futomaki (rolls) - gummy worms for the inside vegetables, red decorative sugars for the fish roe on the outside

Wasabi - green icing
Soy sauce - melted chocolate

Miso soup - apple mango juice for the soup, mini marshmallows for the tofu and green fruit roll ups for the seaweed