Thursday, August 14, 2008

Dead Monster Washes Ashore in Montauk


http://gawker.com/5030531/dead-monster-washes-ashore-in-montauk

Good luck with your hell demons
Dead Monster Washes Ashore in Montauk
Tue Jul 29 2008

No, Lizzie Grubman's still alive. This is an actual monster, some sort of rodent-like creature with a dinosaur beak. A tipster says that there is "a government animal testing facility very close by in Long Island," but unless the government is trying to design horrible Montauk monsters that will eat IEDs and fart fire at bad Iraqis, we're not sure why they would create such an unthinkable beast. Our guess is that it's viral marketing for something. Ali Lohan's new album perhaps.

1 comment:

Adieu14 said...

Okay, this is realy strange. This thing here "shocked me." LoL! Cause, i was watchiing TV, and then just saw this Montauk Monster. It really "shocke me." Just by I never see a monster that found at the beach, and looks like other animals, and have hands like humans. And it really shocked me. HA-HA